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Police recognized me and let me off with a warning that I should not blog again..But unfortunately I was born with the nature to do or try what I am not supposed to do. My blog is also an after effect of my trying (:P) in spite of the warning I got from the readers who went through the page with out even a warning.

So now I thot of writing a warning message for all those get to see this wonderful page.

solemnly promising you that,this page will never reach up to any writing standard and will be full of junk materials.So I warn U:-Unknowingly if you have come to this page,"Close this window now",else U will feel too bad that you didn't , later on. OR else, if you dicide to proceed I am NO one to stop u, But then it is at your own risk !!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Viva Voce

Ramu : Good Morning Sir .
Sir : Good Morning ; What is your name ?
Ramu : Ramu , Sir.
Sir : Ok ,So Ramu can we start the session ?
Ramu : ( nodded his head )
Sir : Tell me which is you favorite subject
Ramu : ( After a pause ) All are . . .
Sir : ... Hm mm ... What is your aggregate ( %)
Ramu : ( answer less )
Sir : do you have supplies ( arrears)?
Ramu : (Nodded head as it makes Yes)
Sir : How many ?
Ramu : ( After a pause ) That is . . .
Sir : tell me , More than 5 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : More than 10 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : More than 15 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : ( After a pause ) I am not going for more . Relax , I won't bother you for viva then .
Ramu : ( happily ; prepares to leave the hall assuming that the sir will give him a pass mark )
Sir : Ramu , Sit down, let me ask you some questions atleast .I will do a different kind of viva voce for you today , ok ?
Ramu :(Sadly) Ok sir.
Sir : Tell me how many papers do you have in your course ?
Ramu : ( After deep thinking ) 55 ..no no 54.. no no 55
Sir : Hmm, Tell me the name of the subjects
Ramu : ( Thinking . . . . . . )
Sir : Ok, tell atleast half of them.
Ramu : Starts telling and says around 15 to 16 subject names .
Sir : hm, these all papers you had arrears . right ?
Ramu : ( nodded head as it makes Yes)
Sir : Now you will tell me the names of all subject you have had to study
Ramu : Sir. . . That is . . .
Sir : If you dont remember then go and bring me the syllabus from your teacher.
(Ramu had to go and collect the syllabus from his teacher )
Sir : now read that once and then tel me.
This time Ramu says almost around 40 to 45 subject names )
Sir : Ok, all the best for your exams , study well. you can go.
Ramu : Thankyou, Sir .

PS: This is a true incident( Viva voce of a B'tech student) and was very funny hearing; If you does nt find it funny, then my writing ruinned it ; sorry

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

n did d student survive dat particular exam aftr suc a different viva session?

Nightingal said...

Of course he did pass the exam :)

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