2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.They said
he who never lived, cannot die!
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
PS: Just thought to post something better :P
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