Beware ! Its ME here

Police recognized me and let me off with a warning that I should not blog again..But unfortunately I was born with the nature to do or try what I am not supposed to do. My blog is also an after effect of my trying (:P) in spite of the warning I got from the readers who went through the page with out even a warning.

So now I thot of writing a warning message for all those get to see this wonderful page.

solemnly promising you that,this page will never reach up to any writing standard and will be full of junk materials.So I warn U:-Unknowingly if you have come to this page,"Close this window now",else U will feel too bad that you didn't , later on. OR else, if you dicide to proceed I am NO one to stop u, But then it is at your own risk !!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

This makes this??

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.They said

he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

PS: Just thought to post something better :P
Source : Email

Monday, May 12, 2008

Nomination form for The BEST OUTGOING STUDENT

Prof. Venkitakrishna Iyer Memorial Award For
Best Outgoing Student
(Instituted By LITTA)

Nomination Form

Name :****** *.*. , ( after reading the Full form ,you can guess the name )
Department: CSE
Permanent Address: The kidu, Central jail ,Trivandrum
Temp Address : The Kidu, S8,College campus
Telephone No. : 100 ( ask for 'The kidu')
Mobile :
Mobile Phone is not allowed in campus. Being very obedient student i don't have a mobile number, sorry.
Plese describe how you fulfill each of the following criteria, Your responses will be used by the Award Selection Committee to determine award recipients.

1. Maintains Goood Academincs stds
B Tech Aggregate: 63%

2. Establish long term record of service in leadership and membership roles in campus organizations and activities

1. was class rep from s3 to s3( 1 sem )
2. was bench leader from s1s2 to s8
3. was first in my college to bunk classes and make others too do the same
4. was first in sleeping in lecture sections which i was made to sit
5.was the first person from last ,to keep all assignments on time
6. i always promoted questioning, but not answering
7.I have been very punctual coming to college, through out the 4 years, on time exactly
at 9.30 am ( the class starts at 8.45 wasn't my mistake )
8.I believe that 'A leader is a person who make a lot leaders not followers ' so i have
been working from the day i joined the college to make a lot of leaders who will lead
others to do bunk classes and in other ways to exhibit their talents
9.I was a member of all Associations that was planed to be made.
10. I was not a union member becoz i believed that' To work we don't need a post '.
11. I haven't written any exam ,my self.

3. Awards, Honors,Scholarships
1.At the age of 7 i got placed in Juvenal home
2.Each year they send a confirmed seat for me from then.
3. I have got Pathmashri award
4. Nobel prize of peace

4. Has made significant impact on development of co-curricular life.
1. Acted in various dramas and movies in lead rolls.
2.Classical dance ( with 10 members)
3.Group song ( single )
4.western dance
5. Modern Panting
6. Mime

1. Frog jump
2. Lemon and spoon
3. Hide and seek
4. running race
5. chess
6. Snake and ladder
7. ludo

5. What is your biggest accomplishment within these four years and why ?

6. Please give a candid assessment of your image in the eyes of fellow students
Being the best student in my batch a lot of girls had jealousy towards me and they tried to become me . It was impossible. They all said ,when i asked to fill this space , I am kidu( they gave me the name ) and to say about me was impossible with 26 alphabets in English...

7. other relevant information you believe s worthwhile for the selection committee to consider when making a decision about your application.
I don't think there will be a murderer other than me in this campus who have killed five.


I hereby declare that the above-mentioned information is correct up to my knowledge and I dear the responsibility for the correctness of the above -mentioned particulars.

Place: Trivandrum
Date 12.05.2008

I was not able to give my form on time, so i asked them not to break the rules for me and to select the next best person from the list.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

I am Famous, I made it, to be in 'PAGE 3'

Due to technical reasons this post was delayed exactly two month ,by now.

On 7th,8th March 2008, Yagna( inter college tech fest ) was conducted by our college and then club FM came to the campus and to say ...i can say, we had a 'Blast'...

Note: The paper cutting is

Trivandrum edition
10th March 2008
Page 3

The way i write exams :P

Q. What are the various methods for gathering informations? ( 4 Marks )

Well... i write my exams, simply badly.But here 'the mark' was a wonder for all my friends.

Thursday, May 8, 2008


Yesterday, 07th May 2008, I came to experience a totally different atmosphere in my life for the first has not yet digested.I don't know how many more days or months it may take for me to digest the different.As per now i am totally confused .May be all Professional firm are like this,especially IT, too serious stuff is what i felt though they where all siting with yahoo and gmail in their respected systems or may be i don't think i will survive there ,with these cooperates .But as per now ( or in two months) i don't think i will have any other option as well. join them and work till they put me out( becoz of me ) !!

Lets hope something good will happen in 60 days..may i will have the confidence or i will start studying soon..

sad :(

Let there be Advertisers…

They say Ambition is something like an ardent desire for rank, fame, or power…and every one will have their own ambition which will keep them move along the toughest path through life to reach their goals. What about dream then???? "Something notable for its beauty, excellence, or enjoyable quality or something which fully satisfies a wish."?? So says the Internet, I don’t know.. .. As per our dear A. P. J Abdul Kalam, Dream is not what you see in sleep, dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.” OH OH OH.. What am I blabbering about.. Quiet out of track I guess.. Well, not really... This is about my dream... if I can write an article, at least a paragraph ….which is quiet understandable, interesting, funny and worth reading.. Stop laughing friends... its not anymore a dream.. [That’s an update i made after the entire article is done]

I have this ardent desire for something and at the same time fulfillment of this wish is going to give me the satisfaction for a lifetime (at least a day).. SO what should i call that, a dream?? an ambition?? Ooops.. I have been making you wait for quiet some time

I have been talking about my dream to write something and to see that getting published somewhere..

Well, here my attempt doesn’t seem to be worth reading but consider it as my dream...its some thing like, a handicapped girl’s dream to walk without any help or like BTech without supplis…But some one told me to try with a quote, as “Nothing is Impossible as Impossible itself says I M POSSIBLE “… so here it goes…

With a crown to attract advertiser (do you call that the one who goes for getting advertisements),Ads are an important part of an college magazine as the expenditures are filled by them, without ads our magazine will not be ever out .So it was that necessary that some one need to be in the place. It was my destiny or as Sharukh says, “bade bade dheshom mein aise choti choti baatein hoti rahti hein.”

U might have seen a lot of such people in India (The one who go for getting ads), but cant help, none can go against fate... I became one among them, marketing a product with good and best qualities. This can’t be considered as marketing, a suitable substitution word popped out was begging. Almost everyone came with me felt it to cal this with the second name. Why never me?? But it was good that I never felt so, I felt something different like “survival of the fittest”, or else it would have created much more problems.

I started the journey from shops to shops and this is a bit worse case and my role in this can be easily compared with a fisherman whose job is to find new new fish every day and to trap them in their nets... Just the same process ahead waiting for me … need to go, talk, convince them for my rates...Some times will need to adjust with their rates like ”aavashyakaranu auchithyam illa “

Listing out the big lions from the bunch is the first job. Those who are most probable to pay us. .the next job is to design a strategy to sack them to make the questionnaire ready for them.. To find answers to dodge their questions and finally to practice smiling at the weirdest of moments. The implementation phase starts the moment we dial the number now its a game of snake and ladder making them fall into our net and they tactfully escaping and at the end getting the cheque (in most cases we get them not as money -- probably as there is *get some other word here). That’s it.

But I can tell that, this in fact helped me a lot in developing my character, language, attitude, and I can tell that I got job in time just because of this. .Isn‘t it that much good, which gives you a carrier, a way to start your life and all this just because of the journey you are in.. .. and its quite interesting if u start absorbing people you meet everyday…you will come to know how much complexity is in this world and how much complex characters are being created, the reaction of each and every one is really different and we get a lot of personalities to meet every day.......some are really good and most of them are really worse …..Really, you feel admiring the person who does this alone.. Is he alone or some helper do he have?? Well that is not the thing I am talking about.

And in the journey, a lot of wonderful dreams came true in unexpected and shocking ways. What will you feel, all on a sudden you became invisible, and the person you are talking to doesn’t seem to be watching you or hearing you…It happen to me in a fancy jewel shop, as I entered in and told the owner am there for an ad , I guess he almost had a nervous break down ..(He might have thought about a business of 1k where I was there to get some thing from him...) It was like I am invisible; he wasn’t able to see or hear me. After about 10 minutes of my talk he managed to look at me for the first time after I specified my reason to be there. I guess I became visible then. He asked, so what where you talking about.. I was made to repeat the whole thing again and after that he told me, “We are giving ads in TV not interested.” By then, I had a nervous break down.

What if some one feels you are deaf, cant hear.. Shouts at you to answer your questions (I started to control my voice from then). What will you feel when a person tells he can’t give ad in an amazing manner that you start praising the fellow who told you that, in the way.. Yes, that was IPM principle Gopalakrishnan sir, I really felt praising him in the way he answered me. What will you feel when some one make you walk around 15 times for a confirmation of a small ad?? (I felt to get the ad for sure; and I got it). What will you feel when you ask for an ad in a place which doesn’t have small place to stand due to the rush of people and they tell you they have no money for an ad?? (No way!!! you get the ad). What will you feel when you go and wait in a place for almost 45 minutes and they feel you have been there for reading new papers?? What will you feel when some one gives you big expectations and finally a big zero?? What will you feel when you roam around confused to find the exact place where you need to give the broacher for the ad??

Well there are places from which makes you feel lucky to be where you are, else you would have missed to see such or understand that such wonderful people too do exist. This makes you think again of life which is a mixture of good and bad, happy and sad, life will never be the same as now it was my turn, next can be yours. And it’s been clear that “ In the confrontation between the stream and the rock , the stream always wins ..not through strength, But through Persistence.” so…if you work with patience, its sure that you will succeed at the work.. and after all…” Success is a journey , Not a destination “

These are some high lights of my journey. Almost 48 places we have gone through and the ads we got are in this magazine. It was a wonderful, unforgettable, valuable part of my life.