Two Wrong Cals

First One

I got two miss calls...and irritated with that I kept by cell near PC so that next time I get to take the cal with in small time . That worked out. :)

He : Hellon ! hows every things ! whats news Malayalees !!!
ME : Let me know who is this
He : ohh so you don't rem me :(
Me : I am sorry, I don't, If you can tell your name ...
He: so if i tel my name ,you will recognize me
Me : May be
He : ...................
( ooops , I forgot what he said ,his name was )
Me : I don't know any one with this name , I guess its wrong number .
He: But I do know yours
Me : so whats my name
He: well is that necessary that I must tell you your name
Me: yes, you must
He : actually i don't know ; but i called you for true friendship
Me : so for true friendship you can tell me how you got my number
He: whats with that, let us leave that apart
He : so whats you doing now .we can be good friends ,its your choice You can take the call or if its a disturbance, I won't be calling you again .
Me: hmmm, I am busy doing nothing ...so I don't think I must waste my time doing anything and as this talk is taking my precious time ,i think its time to cut the cal and one more thing . Yes offcouse its a disturbance, please don't call again


Cuttttt..............


Second One

1 miss call
next time he called
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello
He: hello
Me: hello
He: hello
Me:hello

one min went like this and he cut the call....

Second time

He :hello, rengini aunty ! I have arrived at nedumbassery airport
Me : wow ! so was that journey safe.
He: yeah, it was
Me: so when are you coming
He: As you are not here to receive me how can I :(
Me: Hey didn't you see my driver who I send for picking you up, you missed him I guess
He : This isn't rengini aunt's voice, who are you .
Me: This isn't your voice as well
He: What ?????
Me : well.....It is nt...keep the phone off and go for sleep ..

cutttt.......

Third time

He : hello
He: hello
Me : hmm Hello
He : i am sorry, It was a mistake in dialing number, I am sorry
Me: That's fine, so you got your rengini aunty and You had a safe arrival ,that's nice
He: I am really sorry.
Me : fine, Have a nice day ,gud nite

cutt.......


PS : After soo many days ...I had wrong calls today .....
PS2: do any one want the numbers :P ( Both are guys :P)