Beware ! Its ME here

Police recognized me and let me off with a warning that I should not blog again..But unfortunately I was born with the nature to do or try what I am not supposed to do. My blog is also an after effect of my trying (:P) in spite of the warning I got from the readers who went through the page with out even a warning.

So now I thot of writing a warning message for all those get to see this wonderful page.

solemnly promising you that,this page will never reach up to any writing standard and will be full of junk materials.So I warn U:-Unknowingly if you have come to this page,"Close this window now",else U will feel too bad that you didn't , later on. OR else, if you dicide to proceed I am NO one to stop u, But then it is at your own risk !!!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Wedding !

28 - 12- 2009

SC : Tring Tring
ME : Hello !
SC : Di , bought gift for Mency ??
ME : O , Nope , will buy , by the by when is the marriage
SC : 30th
ME : Oh, one min ,let me check the mail .
SC : what time we have to be there, at the church ??
ME : Wait ! Let me check the mail , Hey , call yaa later .. got some work..
SC : Ok


SC : Tring Tring
ME: Hello di ! whats news ??
SC: Di , What time we have to be there tommorrow ?
ME : tomorrow ? what ??
SC : Mency's wedding
ME : you told me its on 30th , didn't you ?
SC : Madam ! can i know whats tomorrow's date please
ME : Oops . . . .
ME : Di, wait . . will call you after 5 mins. ok ? after checking her mail , let me check the time

After 30 mins

SC : Tring Tring
ME : Hi honey ! :P
SC : Did you check the time ?
ME : Yes ! the mail says its 9 am in Morning , so we have to be there by 9:30 am
SC : Its Christian marriage , will take a lot of time , why can we reach there by 11 am ?
ME : OMG !! What ?? :O , it won't take much time , I have been to Mency's Brother's wedding and it was over in 45 mins , we will have to reach by 9:30 am other wise we will be late
SC : I don't think so , it will be too early . we can reach there by 10 :30 am
ME : NO ! we have to reach there by 9:30 am
SC : It will be too early
ME : Fine ! you come at 11 am , i will reach there at 9:30 am Sharp, I want to attend the wedding.

The D day ! ie , 30-12-1009

9:15 am

SC : Tring Tring !
ME: Hello !
SC : Di , dressed up ?? I am ready ! waiting for an auto now .
ME: (Hmm ! Just waked up by the call) Oh great ! Me too just will get out house in 5 mins .
SC : Ok ! See yaa then :)

9 :45 am

SC : Tring Tring !
ME : Hi
SC : Where are you ?
ME: (At home ) On the way ! reached Bakery Junc.
SC : ok ! me reached , waiting for you out side the church.
ME : ok! See yaa :0

10 am

SC : Tring Tring !
ME :(In auto) Hi Di , High Traffic .

10 :30 am

ME : Hi Di ! (Finally reaching)
SC : How much time you took ?
ME : :D , come lets go in

We went near the church and saw the wedding car outside , and no one inside the church .

---The Wedding was Over ---

In between Happy Married Life Mency

PS : Happy New year

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Genius mE

In 2010 , a zero is replaced with a number and a number is replaced with a zero . This is happening after 100 years.

PS : Please don't tell me somebody already discovered it :(

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Again Buddy NOT found !

Yesterday , we celebrated Christmas in our office and it was my second time .

So this time, it was rather an experience than a shock . Guess What ??

I didn't get any gift this year too :) .

Today I sent a mail to our HR with a Title "Found- Buddy MISSING" - with a list of people whose buddies are also missing .

He came to me running after a while and explained to me a number of things and called it FACTS.

Then on a different NoTe : Today I(We ?) celebrated first anniversary of something which is now a memory :)

Merry Christmas :)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Resolution !

ME : Any Resolution for new year ??
Vish P: My resolution is always 1024 X 768 .

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Fire Fire !!!

Saira busy with her white stars and nudging jeeva for help; hmm Christmas time and too busy with decorations , more in the line completely dissolved in new ideas and new inventions - some one wants to hung balloons ; some other the stars ; krishand , vishnu , manu , arjun , tariq all busy giving and taking ideas and Two gentle women working hard to impress their team lead or shift lead :D

Between all these who even cares to hear the fire alarm ringing ; more over in a place where there will be a fire drill every another week(Bored ?? Lets Have a fire drill !). And by now the sound of the fire alarm is an quite common thing and by now everyone's ears have even started to ignore it.

After 5 mins of continuous ringing and still no one even thought of moving from their seats, the fire drill function executives came up with an excellent idea and raised the sound volume. Now people started noticing the sound and were discussing that its like the tiger story ; one day if at all a real incident comes no one will leave the place, thinking its again a demo .

After 10 mins , still no one moved or thought about it - HR came in with a very panic face and shouted at everyone to leave at once , he made everyone jump from their seats - he also instructed the ladies to take their bags with them , and lead everyone out of office . for about 30 seconds he made himself a success leaving the rest to panic and think it was a real incident .
People were tensed for number of things. Most of them said I took my phone with me - the very important thing . some other said - Oh my bag is inside the office and inside that my lunch (too sad). But to tell the fact , these IT people care more about their job than life, everyone were so particular to swipe out .

Once out of office everything was clear, milk was milk and water was water.

It was again a demo .

Monday, December 14, 2009

The gal who couldn't sleep !

Long back I wrote something ; and today i would like to write a counter part .

Say the session started at 9:30 am with very warm welcoming from the person in chair that is with a "come on lets sleep !"- statement (considering it as the most suitable joke of 'the time' )
and you can guess who was in the chair ... of course the girl who slept is now assigned to take the same session for 8 new joiners . what a life !!which leaves me alone to think- "what goes around - comes around" - may be true .

well - no one slept in my class; again, except me :D .

And one more thing I would like to say , I am not a bad teacher in fact i am good enough , just need a bit of improvising because I understood everything I taught :P.