Viva Voce

Ramu : Good Morning Sir .
Sir : Good Morning ; What is your name ?
Ramu : Ramu , Sir.
Sir : Ok ,So Ramu can we start the session ?
Ramu : ( nodded his head )
Sir : Tell me which is you favorite subject
Ramu : ( After a pause ) All are . . .
Sir : ... Hm mm ... What is your aggregate ( %)
Ramu : ( answer less )
Sir : do you have supplies ( arrears)?
Ramu : (Nodded head as it makes Yes)
Sir : How many ?
Ramu : ( After a pause ) That is . . .
Sir : tell me , More than 5 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : More than 10 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : More than 15 ?
Ramu : yes
Sir : ( After a pause ) I am not going for more . Relax , I won't bother you for viva then .
Ramu : ( happily ; prepares to leave the hall assuming that the sir will give him a pass mark )
Sir : Ramu , Sit down, let me ask you some questions atleast .I will do a different kind of viva voce for you today , ok ?
Ramu :(Sadly) Ok sir.
Sir : Tell me how many papers do you have in your course ?
Ramu : ( After deep thinking ) 55 ..no no 54.. no no 55
Sir : Hmm, Tell me the name of the subjects
Ramu : ( Thinking . . . . . . )
Sir : Ok, tell atleast half of them.
Ramu : Starts telling and says around 15 to 16 subject names .
Sir : hm, these all papers you had arrears . right ?
Ramu : ( nodded head as it makes Yes)
Sir : Now you will tell me the names of all subject you have had to study
Ramu : Sir. . . That is . . .
Sir : If you dont remember then go and bring me the syllabus from your teacher.
(Ramu had to go and collect the syllabus from his teacher )
Sir : now read that once and then tel me.
This time Ramu says almost around 40 to 45 subject names )
Sir : Ok, all the best for your exams , study well. you can go.
Ramu : Thankyou, Sir .

PS: This is a true incident( Viva voce of a B'tech student) and was very funny hearing; If you does nt find it funny, then my writing ruinned it ; sorry